Wednesday, August 31, 2005

The smartest guys in the room

The Enron movie with that title is an interesting look at the Enron debacle which, while the not the largest corporate bankruptcy in US history (hello Worldcom), certainly ranks among the most outrageous.

The movie certainly works to incite a sense of outrage, particularly through the use of photos and videos of the key players (Lay, Fastow, Skilling) in particularly smug and vainglorious poses and moments.

What is more subtle and, in my opinion, more important, however, is how the whole thing came about. The movie correctly notes that no one started Enron with the idea of screwing 20,000 employees, and countless pension funds; a combination of ignorance and arrogance created a toxic cocktail fuelled by hubris and an inability to recognize that mistakes were made.

What ultimately allowed the Enron scandal to go on for so long was active complicity on the part of some players and just plain stupidity on the part of others. Enron succeeded because of its political connections (Lay was close with Bush Sr. and, to a lesser extent, Bush Jr. though the movie omits the fact that most of the fraud was engineered under the Clinton administration, blowing up 8 months after Clinton left office), its complicit accountants and lawyers (who profited handsomely through large billings and additional work), the banks (who loaned more money to Enron even when warnings signs were all over the place; and why did Merrill Lynch need Nigerian oil barges anyway?), the SEC (who, until Spitzer came along, didn't see much point in enforcing anything), etc... California is portrayed as a victim of greedy Enron traders, but one has to ask a) how can a state lose control over its own power plants and b) how does an energy trading company get to order power plants to shut down? As well, the botched deregulation rules make California look stupid as much as they make Enron look greedy.

At the end of the day, however, it was a mix of all those conditions that allowed Enron to do what it did. No company operates in a vacuum and Enron's accounting could have been figured out by a high-school student had anyone bothered to ask. Enron played its villain part well by bullying analysts and reporters who asked too many questions (or didn't bow down far enough) and by allowing its executives to cash out while simultaneously goading everyone else to buy the company's stock. At any one point, someone could have stood up and asked a tough question, or refused to allow such shenanigans to continue. But pride and ego do not yield lightly and admitting that even the "smartest guys" made a mistake is a pill that is far too bitter to swallow.

What discourages me, however, is that dozens of mini-Enrons are in the works as we speak. It's all part of a culture that rewards getting rich over doing what is right. When faced with a dilemma, the question should be "Is this right?" instead of "Can I get rich?" So long as Ken Lay can keep his million and Jennifer Wilbanks can make a half-million dollars for being an idiot, such scandals will be part of our landscape for years to come.

Sunday, August 28, 2005

Behind Those Eyes

There's something I can't see
There's something different in the way you smile
Behind those eyes you lie

There's nothing I can say
That's ever gonna make you change your mind
Behind those eyes you hide

www.3doorsdown.com

Friday, August 26, 2005

Fuel Efficiency

I hear a lot of people whinge and complain about gas prices, however, based on the way that people drive, it doesn't seem to be such a big deal. People still accelerate hard from a traffic light (there is no real reason for your RPM's to exceed 3000 if you are downtown) and still drive at ridiculous speeds on the highway (your fuel efficiency is pretty much non-existent at 130km/h). Besides, when owning and operating a car, fuel comes down around number four on the list of expenses, after car payments and insurance for example (yes, you spend more on insurance than you do on fuel for most people).

So, yeah, fuel prices are not the big deal people want them to be.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Prime Time

Just saw the new ads unveiled by the Conservative Party. I'm giddy with excitement, not because I think the ads are great, but more because they didn't screw up. Low expectations are a terrible thing to waste...

http://www.conservative.ca/index.php?section_copy_id=21257&section_id=2049#

Monday, August 22, 2005

Culture shock

A summary of a discussion I was having with a Colombian friend.

The Air France jet crashed in Toronto in early August and despite the hard landing and subsequent fire, no one was killed and only minor injuries were reported.

Had this happened in South America, everyone would have been grateful for the miracle, heaped praise on the flight crew, emergency personnel, etc.. and then made offerings or prayers of thanks at the nearest church.

In North America, however, people complained about immigration, chastised the flight crew and hired lawyers to sue everyone who had a pulse that day.

Exaggeration? Yes, but not by much.

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Prove me wrong

The probability of a suicide terrorist attack is much lower than the probability of the police killing an innocent man with their "shoot-to-kill" policy.

Friday, August 19, 2005

Spam I am

If the title of my previous post hinted at the spreading contagion of lost leadership, the comments are hinting that it should have referred to spam. If the spam trend continues in my comments section, I will restore the restrictions on comments. If I make any recommendations or stuff, it will be in a message, not a comment.

Thursday, August 18, 2005

The spreading contagion

There was a time when a man's honour was the most prized possession. His word was his bond and those in public life who betrayed their word, resigned. Even in government, the idea of "the buck stops here" was a true ambition for a short period of time, but it no longer exists.

If you screw up today, your first action is to deny you screwed up. If that doesn't work, then lie or hide the evidence of your screw up. If it leaks, fire those who are involved in the leak and attack anyone who questions you on it. And if that fails, Americans loyal to Bush can look forward to a Presidential Medal of Honor (ha!). If you aren't American, well, you may still have to face the consequences.

I thought maybe it was a bit over the top to state I would never travel to England in the foreseeable future, but seeing the British concept of honour get debased to American levels is rather distressing, and my original plan remains. This was a gross and ugly travesty of state-sponsored bungling, but what makes me fear travel to London is that no one wants to admit they screwed up and are now punishing those who expose the truth.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/20050818/wl_uk_afp/britainattacksbrazil_050818215448


Thu Aug 18, 5:54 PM ET
LONDON (AFP) - The person who leaked documents about an inquiry into the police shooting of a Brazilian man wrongly suspected of being a suicide bomber has been suspended.

(story continued on link)

This is not leadership.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Comments changed

Assuming I figured this out, now anyone can post comments to this blog. Behave!

Monday, August 15, 2005

Why people don't vote

Which came first: Congress behaving badly making voters less inclined to vote? Or lack of voters making Congress behave badly?

If Canadians don't wake up soon, this could be coming to a Parliament near you...

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/_/id/7539869?pageid=rs.Home&pageregion=single7&rnd=1124155543082&has-player=true&version=6.0.12.1040


Four Amendments & a Funeral

A month inside the house of horrors that is Congress

By MATT TAIBBI

It was a fairy-tale political season for George W. Bush, and it seemed like no one in the world noticed. Amid bombs in London, bloodshed in Iraq, a missing blonde in Aruba and a scandal curling up on the doorstep of Karl Rove, Bush's Republican Party quietly celebrated a massacre on Capitol Hill. Two of the most long-awaited legislative wet dreams of the Washington Insiders Club -- an energy bill and a much-delayed highway bill -- breezed into law. One mildly nervous evening was all it took to pass through the House the Central American Free Trade Agreement (CAFTA), for years now a primary strategic focus of the battle-in-Seattle activist scene. And accompanied by scarcely a whimper from the Democratic opposition, a second version of the notorious USA Patriot Act passed triumphantly through both houses of Congress, with most of the law being made permanent this time.

(continued on the link above)

Sunday, August 14, 2005

Fact of life

Becoming a homeowner means spending more time (and money) at the hardware store...

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Tony Blair's citizenship test

To be fair, Tony Blair is nothing if not provocative. While I may not agree with a lot of his ideas, this is clearly a man who is thinking of the longer-term, and what needs to be discussed now to solve problems later. There are different opinions as to how to proceed, but at least he is starting the discussion, unlike the decrepit and dreary politicians in Canada or the United States.

So what to make of Blair's proposals regarding citizenship and other anti-terrorism tactics? I think some of them are ultimately futile and meaningless and others counter-productive, but the overall thrust is good. The fanatics who flee persecution in their own country only to start persecuting their new neighbours will end up shining an uncomfortable light on native-born citizens own short-comings.

The biggest complaint I have about modern society is the fixation on "freedoms" and the total absence of "responsibilities". It's an old saw, but one that appears to have been neglected of late: my right to extend my fist in any direction stops at your nose. My society provides me with freedoms of thought and action, but I have a responsibility not to destroy that society.

Which brings me back to Blair's musings about kicking out immigrants who simply don't understand what a free democracy is about. I have a grave problem with someone fleeing persecution in some other country, then coming to Canada for sanctuary and telling Canadians they should live so this person can bring in their medieval belief system. If you choose to flee your country and choose to live in Canada, then you are accepting the values and rules of Canada. If you don't like them, leave. If you start to destroy Canada, then Canada should be entitled to return you from whence you came. Does that mean returning you to a country that may torture you upon your return? I'm uncomfortable with the idea, but then if someone is advocating violence against Canada, why should they be allowed to stay?

It's a debate which I haven't made up my mind about, but one that needs to be discussed in this country, and soon.

Monday, August 08, 2005

The Head of State

So Canada has a new Governor-General. For those who aren't familiar with this situation, Canada's head of state is the Queen of England, but when she is not in Canada, she is represented by the Governor-General. I have nothing against this particular woman (to be frank, I've never heard of her), though I find it odd the requirements of being the GG now seem to include some time working for the CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation).

Many people complain about the GG as an extravagant waste of money, an archaic relic, a patronage post, etc....Historically, the GG was an important position as Canada existed only as an act of the British Parliament and could, in theory, be revoked at any time. However, as Canada moved towards full independence (the 1931 Statute of Westminster being an important milestone), the GG was no longer sent by the Queen, but was "recommended" by the Prime Minister of the day, with the Queen approving whomever was proposed by the PM. This devalued the role of the GG since he/she could no longer really act as a check on the government if the GG was beholden to the government.

Since the Constitution Act of 1982, Canada is now officially independent and kept ties with the British Monarch more out of tradition than anything else. The role has been devalued to ceremonial even though, constitutionally, the GG holds enormous power. Given the concentration of power in the hands of the PM, this is undemocratic.

The solution lies in making Canada a republic with an elected president. The president would retain the powers of the GG as specified in the Constitution, but would no longer be held to the whims of the PM, thereby providing a crucial separation of power. A solid mechanism should be in place to resolve conflicts between the Parliament and the President (who has final supremacy and under what conditions), but having the PM choose the head of state is beyond ridiculous and completely incompatible with an alleged democracy.

But then, Paul Martin was never about democracy, was he?

Sunday, August 07, 2005

Solar panels

Where can I find information about installing solar panels on my roof?